If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
No stitches, just platelets and will power
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
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