Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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