i feel like even strangers are annoyed with me because of how drunk i was last night
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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