Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
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I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
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Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
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