Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Randomize
