OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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