as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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