So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
We're using joints as your birthday candles
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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