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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  Operation extremely regretful is in full effect

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on

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• (972): View more from Texas

  He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.

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  Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"

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• (310): View more from California

  It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life

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  21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers

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• (574): View more from Indiana

  Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me

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• (214): View more from Texas

  Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!

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  THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING

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  OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom

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