is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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