Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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