I CAN MOONWALK!
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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