Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
Sponge bath it is.
You work out of a Hotel?
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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