On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Can Purell be used as lube?
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
PS: I just woke up from my shower
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
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