question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I didn't think this needed to be said, but our sexts are an emoji free zone
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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