he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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