32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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