Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
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I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
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I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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