The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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