I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
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It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
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I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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