It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
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Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
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Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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