She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I walked into my room last night at 4 am and there's a random dude in his boxers eating oatmeal on my futon. I looked at him and went to bed
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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