when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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