But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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