im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
