McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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