I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
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So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
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I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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