Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I'm worried I'm going to miss my flight so I set a series of alarms on my phone to act as checkpoints to make sure I'll be there. 2am-stop drinking; 4am-stop fucking stephanie, get some sleep; 5am-wake up, fuck stephanie once more; 6am-get to the airport
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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