yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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