what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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