another moral hangover. fuck.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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