Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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