she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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