Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
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you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
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the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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