We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I woke up to 30 angry texts and her Chihuahua in my room. Can you drop him off for me?
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
