No, you can still breathe under the balls.
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
