Theres a random in my bed. Omg but at least he's a law student?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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