Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Why are you ignoring all of my texts?
The power was out.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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