Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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