So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
My BOSS just pulled out a box of Christmas stuff labeled reefs.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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