well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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