great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
