ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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