okay pat passed out under dana's car
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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