It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
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When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
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Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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