I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
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four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
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My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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