thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
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THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
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does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
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