i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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