Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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