Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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