in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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