Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I just farted so loud that my cat got so scared he fell off the couch.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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