11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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