So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
I banged a guy named Robbie last night and in the middle of sex he begged me to scream santos. I'm pretty sure I just screwed a dude with multiple personalities.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
