i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
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Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
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you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
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