i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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