the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
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I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
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I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
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